We stole the Statue of Liberty, the little one from Vegas

 Darci: "Are we downwind from Jake?"                                                  Jason: "Thanks Mitch"

 Zach: "What's the score?"                                                                               Kayla: "Soothing"

 Pablo: "Hold it for 30 more seconds"                                                    Googs: "Good thing I had bananas"

Dad: "Traderbytes"                                                                              Mom: "Shine"

Blue Angels

Good Times....I still remember almost pooping myself when one of them came over the trees when I didn't expect it. And frisbee.

Money

Pro athletes make so much that it makes me poop myself. Who are these kids that go out and make bank even though they are third string bench warmers or celebritys. Take a look at this. It shows how lucky these peeps are.

Oprah

Tiger

and just check out the whole site. it is only ok for Pujols.

Who is This?

mom and dad couldn't figure out who this is? Can you?

Taking After Jason

I've grown out of most of my other shoes so I went and got these sick Nike Kobe's. Size 13 if your keeping track. just got to go get the perfect colors that don't go with anything.

New mask. Beware!

Just playing some good family ripple with grandpa, chimpy, and obama. And we scared the home teachers cause jake is inside the chimpy mask on the bottom and it was Todd and Dillon Stone and Jake got them pretty good. And the ones at the table have been up for a couple of days so after church I took the chimpy one down and got into it and did the exact same thing it was doing. So I got mom and she said, guy!! and almost had a heart attack and then I got dad and he tryed to play it cool but he got pretty scared too.

P90X...by Christmas

For you noobs I will be doing P90X until and maybe even after Christmas. Just look at Tony and Chuck. If anyone wants to take me on (Punch Punch) they are welcome. You'll see. No more updates until the final weigh in back at the ranch with Bob and Jillian.

Big Judds

I probably could have eaten a whole one easy. Mom told me not to eat after school and by the time we started to eat it was like 7, and we had to split the burgers into fourths. oh well. Hey its Crutchy in the dolphins hat!

Who is this kid?

Prime might just be around the corner for the kid in stripes with the pearly whites. (the pic with me and kayla my tooth sparkles) is that normal Jason??

Grump Dog

There has been times...alot of them...in which I am a grump dog. It doesn't take much to get me into grump dog mode but when i am you better watch yourself son. Golfing for example, Josh saw me for the first time in the danger zone when we went golfing with just me him and Jake. Golf just brings out the best in me. Whenever I go with friends I am just fine but when I go with Josh, but mostly with Jason, it seems that I top the ball on my hits more, hit my drives to the ladies tees from the white tees, lose at least a couple of balls, 4 putt, get a well timed lesson of ediquette from Dad, and take third with Jake only a couple strokes behind me. Blast. For the most part the grump dog can be cured when I just go sit at the computer and ponder about my upcoming victory in fantasy football or with food. For instance, I made the dreaded choice of going to the mall with mom, jake, and yes ASHTON! dun dun dun! I wanted to go look in Foot locker and fanzz but really how often do i really get something from there so it must have been my pre-prime jitters or else I would have known that I would be done in about 10 minutes and Ashton would just start looking after 10 minutes. So Ashton tryed on bras in the maternity store for an ashton length of time and i had to hold a poopy, crying brookyn, in the maternity store wth all the pregnant ladies, so i was not feelin it. Mom must have been feeling the same thing cause she went and bought me and her a pretzel and I held in the grump pretty good. So for future reference to help me get out of my grump dog state: 1. remind to take food when we go golfing. 2. tell me that im doing real good in fantasy football even if im not. 3. dont let me go with ashton to shop. 4. give me a bean dip or a nip flick and tell me to stop being a chide...thanks for your support in the fight against this great cause.

TV this fall...cool beans

Shows go from top: Biggest Loser (with my boy Aaron), Sportsnation (just like SportsCenter but more fun to watch), Outsourced (guys work gets cut out of NY so he has to go to India and try to do the same job job he did in NY but he has the B team of Indian employees, its way funny) Community (Lawyer has fake degree so he has to go back to college and meets up with complete strangers of all types of life and form a study group and do stuff together like my favorite episode where they have a school wide paintball fight to win a prize and this one is a classic) Psych (spoiler alert if you click on this, enter at own disgrestion) Smallville (offically a classic and entering its last season. I am still a believer while most have lost the pazazz. Lex is supposed to come back so eat that for breakfast) The Event (What is the event? thats what ive been asking myself. Its a thinker. Jason you would like it. It keeps me on the edge of my seat cause its way interesting and reminds me alot of vantage point cause it goes back and forth to past and present) The Office (Yes! Yes! this is the show umhmm. Its Steve Carell's last season so it better be good but it definitly started out good. NBC by far has the best shows especially on Thursdays which has Outsourced, Community, and the Office) Parenthood (Same guy from Lost Room and its fun to see how they portray families other than we know it. But its not a comedy so its not a must see but it comes on after the Biggest Loser on Tuesdays and it fun to watch cause it has alot of stars that have been in shows at least I know)
    You don't have to check them out but these are just some of the shows the catch my eye. I am not accountable for gut busting, decapitation from laughing to hard, chide, stronger abs, movitational speech by Jillian, a kodak moment, and a good year blimp sighting. To report abuse go to the comment section. Enjoy

Autobots Roll Out...

Word has been going around that i am in my prime and just to clear that up I will make an official announcement when that so called prime comes around. But in the mean time I will be giving monthly if not weekly updates on my prime status starting with this picture. They started calling me Optimus.

9th Grade Basketball

 This Picture Killed it

We killed it. 2-16 or something to that effect. We had a 2 game winnig streak against Bonneville and Century then we ended up losing the rest of the games. Stephens's Dad was the coach so it was still fun. Isaac played like beast in our last games, he got like 8 threes against Highland and Mr. Kane came and said that might be a school record but he wasn't positive. My best game was @Bonneville I didn't miss a three and ended with 15 points. The rest of the season was average. The pic is...

Top Row: Sage Heyran, Isaac Young, Ian Lund, Stephen Hart, Max Benson

Bottom: Jet, Optimus, Jared Ehardt, McNeil Walker, David Hafen and Robbie Frazier is gone.

CSI: Twin Falls

So during the summer we had a basketball tounament at CSI. It was me, stephen, max, robbie, ian, jared and others that dont factor in. so we all just went to have fun cause it was at the dorms and away from town so we had a blast. but the best part of it all wasnt even the basketball it was just chillin with the boys. the first night it was me and ian in a room and it was fine. the second night jared stayed in our room jared stayed in our room cause he came late and ian got strep throat and couldnt play so braden andrus stayed in our room and they had the bright idea of trying to duct tape to the ground cause they thought i was asleep. so i just played along cause i thought it was funny but it was getting late and wanted to sleep a bit before the next day. so they went to go get ready for bed in the bathrooms outside of the room. so i easily just got up and locked them out. so for about 5 minutes i just kept them out there and finally i let them in but i couldnt sleep cause they were  being annoying so i went to flobs room which also had stephen and max. they were still up so it didnt really matter. but the funniest thing is a few minutes earlier rob and stephen had put a little bengay(icy hot) on max's arm but he rubbed his arm on his face so he woke u psuddenly and was like my face is on fire and so we all laughed and had a good time in the dorms. In the cafeteria the food was average but one day robbie came back with a rootbeer and there was like milk in it too. and he drank some of it and got ticked cause someone put it in his drink. there was like 5 people around our table and none of us claimed it so that will remain a mystery. we also got a meatfest pizza which was funny cause we got it at the dorms and there was 5 guys in the dorm that ordered a meat fest. silly. In the games we lost all of them like we usually do. but the killer was that we had to play 2 of our games all 40 minutes with no subs cause ian left. so in the end that was a good weekend and we did alot of fun things and had a good time. Case closed.

EMOtion Bowl

Yes it is true, IF usually sucks at sports but this year at least the varsity football is pretty good. They screwed the blue on their way to a 26-23 victory.

Pullin' a Jason

So it was Emotion Week at school so there was a lot of shiz throughout the week. And mcneil wanted me to do powder buff with him which is the same as powder puff for girls but the guys play volleyball. So mcneezy picked me up and I went and played with isaac, max, flobbie, and some other kids and it just slipped my mind to mention it to anyone. haha. Our team ended up winning the seniors and the juniors so it was legit.You taught me well Jason.

Anyone Hungry?

So Drew had to go to Jackson, Wyoming for a business meeting and his boss said he should get himself a nice car to drive to the meeting in. And of course he picks my ''realistic'' dream car and we went and got some lunch when he got back umhmm.

Now this is a dream car...

Wisdom Teeth...Nuff Said

So August 12th, the day right after jason and darci left back home, I got all 4 of my wisdom teeth out. Scott Blake took them out and my recovery went farely well. But the true story lies between the lines....so here it is.

So I couldn't eat for like 8 hours before the whole ordeal so I was glad it was at 8 in the morning. So dad goes over to drop me off and we sign some papers and what not. Then after we see sister larsen and kylee and they tell us how she had gotten dry sockets, I was like come on Scotty do it goood. So I go in they put the needle in my arm and they all slowly just get hazy and the next thing I can remember I am sitting in the car and I hear dad say, "ok just stay right there i'll come get you,'' so just being me I get out of the car and start walking towards the steps and it took dad by surprise so much that I had almost got to the stairs by the time he caught up to me. Then it went fuzzy again then the next thing I hear is ''zach dont fall down" because dad was taking me down to the basement so being me I immediately fall down just to see what they would do. According to dad I started to crawl towards the basement family room adn he had to chase me down again but it was a classic time cause I just watched movies and tv and didn't have to do much else. I thought it was funny but to each there own.

Summer Overview...

So this summer was full of a lot of different things. Jason and Darci came to visit from Nebraska for about 3 weeks. I went to a BYU basketball camp with Stephen Hart. Also Drew and Ashton came for about a month. So family has been a big part of the summer. The summer was full of trips to Utah to celebrate birthdays and what not. Just chilling at home and playin video games or going to see a movie with Josh or friends. Tramp basketball with Josiah and Treyvan. Watching Lion King 2 and Toy Story with Jayci countless times. When all your family is in town , you definetly can't miss out on that.